Dating a librarian
","there are no pictures,the words are too small and its so god damn big!
She is wearing a short short skirt and you can smell her perfume from a mile away. She walks up to the librarian desk, slams the book down and shouts, "this is the worst book I ever read!
On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? I read a book last night on anti gravity it was really hard to put down. I told my Asian parents that I was going to "Occupy Wall Street", they said "Why not, Occupy Library?
I got hit in the head by a falling book once, I mean, I only have myshelf to blame. Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face." -Rodney Dangerfield Did you hear about the award winning librarian? I'd tell you about how I lost the book "War and Peace", but it's a long story.
Everyone still moved over one seat each round like usual, but they occasionally found themselves in a trio instead of one-on-one.
" Short Skirt A blonde lady walks into a library one day.